I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have
I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have
I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have
all of the above
gf: babe come over
me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest
gf: my parents are out ;)
IS HE OKAY??!!!!?
yes hes with his girlfriend now
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????
"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.
are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke
can’t handle these.
your url is making me nervous
im stressed because the ‘0’ implies that tits-clits-and-taylor-swift was already taken
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
I dont think ive ever felt more of a personal connection to a cartoon character than I do to Squidward
drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs
He looks like he’s followed all that advice.
tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad